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The Lock-In Affair
Episode S1-1, first aired 09/01/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Daniel Peak
The Wizard of Oz is put up at school. Spike tries to bluff his way out while Elle is cast as a munchkin. This calls for Dirk and Talia to get involved to change things for the better.
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The Friends Disunited Affair
Episode S1-2, first aired 09/08/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Paul Alexander
Dirk is hired by Des to find out who's stealing from the cafe. However Dirk takes it too far and is fired and the two old friends fall out. Dirk decides to replace Des as best friend with Spike. Meanwhile Elle and her friends are having conflicting interest in the same boy.
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The Dirky Dancing Affair
Episode S1-3, first aired 09/15/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Charity Begins at Home Affair
Episode S1-4, first aired 09/22/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Bullets Over Batley Affair
Episode S1-5, first aired 09/29/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Mark Robertson
[plot unknown]
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The Prefect Storm Affair
Episode S1-6, first aired 10/06/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Paul Alexander
Spike 'volunteers' Travis as a prefect, then regrets it when Travis gets drunk with power and becomes a classroom tyrant. Meanwhile, Talia is excited at the prospect of Dirk taking her on a 'romantic' trip to the crocodile-infested waters of the Brazilian rain forest - but her excitement fades when she learns that Dirk wants to take Spike with them.
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The Tenth Flask Affair
Episode S1-7, first aired 10/13/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Daniel Peak
Dirk spends his days doing nothing and Talia grows worried that he is bored. She seeks advice from Des what to do to get Dirk back in the game. They make him believe that a flask containing rocket fuel from a failed mission has resurfaced.
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The Truffles Are Forever Affair
Episode S1-8, first aired 10/20/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Brian Lynch
Dirk has been sent a box of truffles from agent 000 which make the family go bananas.
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The 'Up Horoscope!' Affair
Episode S1-9, first aired 10/27/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
Elle joins the school news paper and Dirk joins the neighbourhood watch.
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The Inspector Foils Affair
Episode S1-10, first aired 11/04/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Julie Gearey
Talia is horrified when she sees Elle doing a dance routine and tries to make Elle do a martial arts routine instead. Spike tries to get rid of Mr. Vong when a School inspector is coming. However Dirk kidnaps the inspector and takes her place.
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The Vladimir Spensky Affair
Episode S1-11, first aired 11/10/2007
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Daniel Peak
Elle tries to make Dirk eat healthier and Spike gets to play a game of chess with the world's greatest chess player, Vladimir Spensky.
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The Spy Who Didn't Quite Love Me Enough Affair
Episode S1-12, first aired 11/17/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Mark Robertson
[plot unknown]
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The Albovian Affair Affair
Episode S1-13, first aired 11/24/2007
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Paul Alexander
Dirk is writing his memoirs and Talia fears that he remembers that he was tortured by her and then brain washed to forget it.
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The Love Is the Drug Affair
Episode S2-1, first aired 09/06/2008
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Joe Williams
[plot unknown]
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The Des Res Affair
Episode S2-2, first aired 09/13/2008
Director: David Sant
Writer: Paul Alexander
Chaos ensues when Des equips the Bannon house with a fully automated security system that shares his crush on Talia.
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The Quiz Night Affair
Episode S2-3, first aired 09/20/2008
Director: David Sant
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
The Bannons and Desmonds are going head-to-head in a school quiz.
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The Batley’s Got Talent Affair
Episode S2-4, first aired 09/27/2008
Director: Frank W. Smith
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Live and Let Dine Affair
Episode S2-5, first aired 10/04/2008
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Talia's Day Affair
Episode S2-6, first aired 10/11/2008
Director: David Sant
Writer: Connal Orton
[plot unknown]
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The Persuasion Affair
Episode S2-7, first aired 10/18/2008
Director: Frank W. Smith
Writer: Chris Reddy
[plot unknown]
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The Knowledge Is Power Affair
Episode S2-8, first aired 10/25/2008
Director: David Sant
Writers: Gary Lawson, John Phelps
[plot unknown]
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The Stroganoff Night Affair
Episode S2-9, first aired 11/01/2008
Director: Frank W. Smith
Writer: Trevelyan Evans
Talia is upset that Dirk has forgotten how she saved him from starvation with her Stroganoff. To make it up to her, Dirk decides to make one for her. Unfortunately he has a reunion the same evening.
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The Laughing Lord Affair
Episode S2-10, first aired 11/08/2008
Director: David Sant
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
[plot unknown]
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The Mum's the Word Affair
Episode S2-11, first aired 11/15/2008
Director: Frank W. Smith
Writer: Paul Alexander
Vong chooses Spike to accompany him on the annual cultural trip, and plans to finally get himself a 'NIFTY' award nomination.
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The Who's the Daddy Affair
Episode S2-12, first aired 11/22/2008
Director: Frank W. Smith
Writer: Paul Alexander
A misunderstanding with Spike's birth certificate leads him to believe Mr. Vong is his real father.
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The Bum Deal Affair
Episode S2-13, first aired 11/29/2008
Director: David Sant
Writer: Paul Alexander
Elle starts a modeling agency while Talia thinks that Elle has the looks for the catwalk.
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The Back in Batley Affair
Episode S3-1, first aired 09/05/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Paul Alexander
After coming back from their summer holiday the Bannons find that things have changed including Boris becoming the new ruler of Russia; Travis getting a new best friend who's a Battlestar Galactica fanatic and a missing Des who's gone to Bermuda for a year leaving Talia in charge of his cafe.
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The Des Mondi Code Affair
Episode S3-2, first aired 09/12/2009
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The 1950s Affair
Episode S3-3, first aired 09/19/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
[plot unknown]
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The Cammy Loves Spikey Affair
Episode S3-4, first aired 09/26/2009
Director: Tom Poole
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Chat Show Affair
Episode S3-5, first aired 10/03/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Daniel Peak
Talia hurts her leg and succumbs to daytime television. Spike's name turns out to be Marion and appears on Talia's favorite TV show.
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The Back Scratch Affair
Episode S3-6, first aired 10/10/2009
Director: Tom Poole
Writers: Trevelyan Evans, Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Spy Pod Affair
Episode S3-7, first aired 10/17/2009
Director: Tom Poole
Writers: Paul Alexander, Clare Trenholm
[plot unknown]
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The Hoop Loop Snoop Affair
Episode S3-8, first aired 10/24/2009
Director: Tom Poole
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
[plot unknown]
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The Black Widows Affair
Episode S3-9, first aired 10/31/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writer: Paul Alexander
Elle joins the scouts ""Girls Garrison"" but Talia doesn't like the soft approach, so she shows up and takes over as Supreme Leader and brings a new regime.
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The Fakers & Adders Affair
Episode S3-10, first aired 11/07/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writers: Paul Alexander, Clare Trenholm
[plot unknown]
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The Trophy Affair
Episode S3-11, first aired 11/14/2009
Director: David Sant
Writers: Mark Oswin, James Griffiths
[plot unknown]
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The Election Affair
Episode S3-12, first aired 11/21/2009
Director: Angelo Abela
Writers: Gary Lawson, John Phelps
[plot unknown]
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The Schoolboy Spy Affair
Episode S3-13, first aired 11/28/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
[plot unknown]
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The Awful Aunty Affair
Episode S3-14, first aired 12/05/2009
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Glen Dolman
[plot unknown]
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The Thick-Skinned Spike Affair
Episode S3-15, first aired 12/12/2009
Director: Dominic MacDonald
Writers: Trevor Neal, Simon Hickson
[plot unknown]
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The Mothers in the Hood Affair
Episode S3-16, first aired 12/19/2009
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Cheating Affair
Episode S3-17, first aired 01/02/2010
Director: David Sant
Writer: Matthew Broughton
[plot unknown]
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The Boris Bounces Back Affair
Episode S3-18, first aired 01/09/2010
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Pen Is Mightier Affair
Episode S3-19, first aired 01/16/2010
Director: David Sant
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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The Brought to Book Affair
Episode S3-20, first aired 01/23/2010
Director: Angelo Abela
Writer: Paul Alexander
[plot unknown]
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