BARNABY EATON-JONES

According to the whimsical bio on Amazon: "Barnaby is a walking chinbeard and an award-winning producer, director, actor, writer, etc.

He's a Sagittarius - half-man, half-horse. Sadly, it's the wrong halves. 

He suffers from the much misunderstood illness known as M.E. - like Long-Covid before it was trendy. Ahem."